Random Computer Funnies
- DEFINITION: Computer - A device to speed and automate errors.
- "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
- Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
- BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding
- Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
- Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
- Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
- Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny
- A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
- CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?
- Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?..
- Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
- ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
- E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
- All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
- Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
- Press any key... no, no, no NOT THAT ONE!
- Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interupt-driven.